DON'T WORRY WE WILL BE BACK!
OPEN 1 FEBRUARY 2026
Due to overwhelming demand, we have temporarily closed for the month of January. This will allow us to provide quality work instead of rushing orders out the door, as well as take a much needed break. We worked through the Holidays to fulfill as many orders as possible and are exhausted.
All current Orders (#1204, # 1205, #1227, #1230, and #1235) are in progress.
For questions about past/ existing orders please contact Kris@mediocre-studios.com.
For all other inquiries please contact Sales@mediocre-studios.com
Let customers speak for us
from 22 reviewsThe quality and detail of the Gothic Cassandra dice tower is impressive. As expected, this came unassembled, unpainted, and carefully packaged for shipping. In addition, there were some minor printing artifacts that needed to be cleaned up. Finishing/painting was an easy and fun little craft project. Overall, I couldn't be happier with the purchase. It is a focal point for the game room.
the detail is great, no lining or bumps. I'm overall happy with the product, my only complaint is that there wasn't more kits for me to buy. Pack of 20 for the price, great.
I had a special request and reached out to see if they could accommodate a smaller order. They were able to adjust the order and pricing to match my needs, and had the order to me within a week or so. I'll be recommending this shop to friends and family.
Excellent customer service and amazing support from the people at Mediocre Studios!
I found that a helmet wasn't available for my country, but thanks to the team at Mediocre Studios, they opened an option for me to choose my country for shipping and delivered the product in excellent condition.
My heart goes out to the team who worked on my helmet, they showed me photos of the entire process and even told me that they considered changing the visor as it came out the wrong colour. I told them it was all ok and they were extremely grateful and gave the helmet a more unique look. (Thank you so much guys, you did great! <3)
11/10. Excellent service. I highly recommend them for their support.
Absolutely perfect and fantastic communication. Thank you all!
The helmet is amazing, the waiting time has definitely been worth it. It’s exactly what I wanted, and I hope to buy another one in the future. Even though shipping to my country (Spain) wasn’t easy, they helped me at all times to manage it and find the best solution for me. I recommend it 100%.
Absolutely fantastic. I was afraid the walnut plaque would be just another veneer, but this one is actually solid walnut.
Great product and fast shipping
Also got updates during the process
It's really cool. The amount of detail is actually crazy.
After my latest orbital drop, stationed on the SES HARBINGER of TWILIGHT, and a fierce battle against the Automatons in the Andromeda Sector. My old gear was damaged beyond repair. With SUPER CREDITS in hand, I had my Democracy Captain scour different Armor sets approved by the MINISTRY OF DEFENSE. I finally settled on the UF-50 BlOODHOUND helmet equipped with anti flinch, and a overall higher armor rating. Sadly I was informed that it was out of stock and not currently available in this sector, due to orbital blockades and supply line issues, being so close to the front line, and the automatons control of nearby planets. Not willing to give up, I ran across www.mediocre-studios.com on a list of SUPER EARTH approved broadcasts,
I noticed they also did not have the UF-50 armor set, but doing a bit more digging and after filing the correct approval forms, I was put into contact with the Higher ups at Mediocre Studios, and asked if they had said blue prints on the UF-50 specifications. With great joy they informed me they indeed could take on my cause for the much needed Helmet, and Would produce the gear from scratch in house! With a bit of patients, and full trust in the master crafters at Mediocre Studios, I am now the proud owner of this sectors very 1st UF-50 BLOOD HOUND HELMET! And let me tell you, they did not disappoint!
With exact size, details and features of the 1st generation of helmets, worn by the TRUTH ENFORCERS, and a new and improved (EVEN MORE DEMOCRATIC RED) I now take to the planets in a brilliant display of protection and power, and a real sense of presence that strikes fear and awe in the eyes of SUPER EARTHS enemy's ( and visual reciprocators) be it Bug, Squid, or Bot.
The helmet itself is not big and bobble headed, like you see from other custom shops, and not to small either, its an exact copy of what the to spec UF-50 should be! Once the R&D team on the Destroyer figure out how to rig this baby with a dedicated EAGLE SWEAT dispenser, we will be in business!
And on a side note, ever since I've been issued this helmet, I've seen a tremendous up tick in the female portion of units stationed upon the Super Destroyer, wanting to fill out my C-01 form... do with this added armor perk as you will, but my one and only love will always be for SUPER EARTH 07
on a real note I legit cannot believe this only existed in a digital space, and the Mediocre Studios team brang it to life from scratch, in such a short time! The craftsmanship is amazing, and the paint job is a eye watering beautiful red.
all the bolt spots, vents, and curves are so perfect replicated, Ive just sat here with HELLDIVERS 2 open, looking at the in game helmet compared to the IRL version, and its insane how perfect they got it! Truly hats of to the team, and thank you so much for taking on my custom commission! you guys are legit the best, super friendly, very easy to work with, they take any special request serious, and are true professionals! You all will definitely be my go to for any DEMOCRACY SPREADING, TRUTH ENFORCING, FREEDOM DEFENDING needs in the future 07 Cant wait to get the armor portion going in the very near future, and thank you so much again for the amazing experience using mediocre-studios!
UF-50 ARMOR STATS ARMOR RATING 125 SPEED 500 STAMINA REGEN 100
ARMOR PASSIVES UNFLINCHING, HIGHER ARMOR RATING, MARKERS PLACED ON THE MAP WILL GENERATE RADAR SCANS EVERY 2.0S,
Users are advised not to scratch the lacquer, as the Red 20,000 Pigment that gives this armor its signature sheen, may be correlated with rapid DNA unspooling.
Thanks again mediocre-studios for a job perfectly executed! SUPER EARTHS FINEST SALUTE YOU AND YOUR EFFORTS FOR FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, AND OUR WAY OF LIFE 07
Well assembled, fast delivery. I realized in my inital review I was far too harsh on the product. It’s high quality, and looks like its straight out of the game.
A+ product. A+ service. 10/10 would recommend
These Zippo lighters are AWESOME! Very good work and SUPER FAST turn around time. We will be using them for ALL of our engraving needs from here on!!!!
I know Etsy is he easy button sometimes, but it's nice to find folks who genuinely care and provide fantastic customer service. Plus I'm proud to support our vets! Thank you!